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I act like a 17 year old
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HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favourite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quickly.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of the UK more than 3 times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 17
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[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favourite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quickly.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of the UK more than 3 times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 17
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My life is 72% Happy
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[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L:6
[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 12
[x] You have over 100 friends on facebook.
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[] You look forward to going to school.
[] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 14
[ ] You own a car.
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[] You are happy with your appearance.
[x] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 17
[] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about alot of people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[x ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 24
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is 72% Happy"
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L:6
[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 12
[x] You have over 100 friends on facebook.
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[] You look forward to going to school.
[] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 14
[ ] You own a car.
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[] You are happy with your appearance.
[x] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 17
[] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about alot of people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[x ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 24
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is 72% Happy"
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70 out of 124 Stupid Things
5 min read
Level 1:
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 1
Level 2:
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3
Level 3:
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 6
Level 4:
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To England
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 8
Level 5:
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace/MXit
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9
Level 6:
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 11
Level 7:
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone Mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR:13
Level 8:
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 18
Level 9:
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Held A Snake
SO FAR: 19
Level 10:
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed
(x) Been Cheated On
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 23
Level 11:
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 26
Level 12:
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night
( ) Danced In The Moonlight
SO FAR: 26
Level 13:
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been Obsessed With Post It Notes
SO FAR: 29
Level 14:
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 32
Level 15:
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 36
Level 16:
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 39
Level 17:
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set and/or Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere
SO FAR: 43
Level 18:
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
SO FAR: 44
Level 19:
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 45
Level 20:
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 46
Level 21:
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About
SO FAR: 49
Level 22:
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 54
Level 23:
(x) Believe In Ghosts
(x) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Streaking
( ) Visited a Jail
SO FAR: 56
Level 24:
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 59
Level 25:
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 62
Level 26:
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 63
Level 27:
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 64
Level 28:
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked by A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone.
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 68
Level 29:
( ) Been Shot At/Or Held At Gunpoint
( ) Flattened Someones Tires
(x) Rode Your Bike/Driven Your Car Until The Fuel Light Came On
(x) got 20$ or less worth of fuel
TOTAL: 70
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( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 1
Level 2:
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3
Level 3:
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 6
Level 4:
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To England
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 8
Level 5:
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace/MXit
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9
Level 6:
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 11
Level 7:
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone Mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR:13
Level 8:
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 18
Level 9:
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Held A Snake
SO FAR: 19
Level 10:
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed
(x) Been Cheated On
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 23
Level 11:
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 26
Level 12:
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night
( ) Danced In The Moonlight
SO FAR: 26
Level 13:
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been Obsessed With Post It Notes
SO FAR: 29
Level 14:
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 32
Level 15:
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 36
Level 16:
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 39
Level 17:
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set and/or Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere
SO FAR: 43
Level 18:
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
SO FAR: 44
Level 19:
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 45
Level 20:
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 46
Level 21:
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About
SO FAR: 49
Level 22:
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 54
Level 23:
(x) Believe In Ghosts
(x) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Streaking
( ) Visited a Jail
SO FAR: 56
Level 24:
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 59
Level 25:
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 62
Level 26:
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 63
Level 27:
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 64
Level 28:
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked by A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone.
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 68
Level 29:
( ) Been Shot At/Or Held At Gunpoint
( ) Flattened Someones Tires
(x) Rode Your Bike/Driven Your Car Until The Fuel Light Came On
(x) got 20$ or less worth of fuel
TOTAL: 70
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Important Info: Hacker Warning
2 min read
FOR THE GOOD OF YOUR DA ACCOUNT PLEASE READ THIS!!!!!!!!
OK, so many of you have heard this already, but there's a hacker going around on DA, he's getting into peoples accounts, and even worse, he deactivates them completely. There is a way to avoid this though, if you ever get an email from nobody@Da.com or something like that, asking you to change your passwords, don't do it, it's a trick to get your account hacked, just delete the email as soon as possible.
and now onto worse matters, below is a message (from microsoft I believe) that is warning people of a massive hacker, and the steps you need to take to stop him from getting you. I would like to thank for getting this info.
IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON ( SIMON25@HOTMAIL.CO.UK ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!!
TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO!!!!!...
Anyone using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled 'Mail Server Report'
If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'
Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC,
And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.
This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it .
The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'..
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS TO ALL
OK, so many of you have heard this already, but there's a hacker going around on DA, he's getting into peoples accounts, and even worse, he deactivates them completely. There is a way to avoid this though, if you ever get an email from nobody@Da.com or something like that, asking you to change your passwords, don't do it, it's a trick to get your account hacked, just delete the email as soon as possible.
and now onto worse matters, below is a message (from microsoft I believe) that is warning people of a massive hacker, and the steps you need to take to stop him from getting you. I would like to thank for getting this info.
IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON ( SIMON25@HOTMAIL.CO.UK ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!!
TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO!!!!!...
Anyone using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled 'Mail Server Report'
If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'
Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC,
And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.
This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it .
The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'..
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS TO ALL
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Contest ideas *please help*
1 min read
Hello u guys. I hope that everyone is doing well. This is my very 1st journal entry (so be nice). I was thinking of creating a contest though im not sure what the theme of the contest should be about. It was either gothic or lolita inspired fashion or photography (any kind of photography). If u have any ideas or suggestions, I would greatly be appreciated and grateful. Also if i create any future contests and u would like to participate or become a judge just send me a note, and I will consider it. Again so I need any ideas or suggestions from you guys although I will be probably be thinking about it too. thanks again and I hope to hear from u guys soon. 
Also i know this is off subject but i would love it if anyone could please give me premium membership i would love that too. doesn't matter how long the membership has to be.
Also i know this is off subject but i would love it if anyone could please give me premium membership i would love that too. doesn't matter how long the membership has to be.
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